"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."
-Salvador Dali
"To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic."
-Humphry Osmond
"There are two major products that come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We
don't believe this to be a coincidence."
-Jeremy S. Anderson
"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric
system."
-P.J. O'Rourke
"All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in
America are now illegal."
-Thomas Szasz
"If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a
lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would
conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine."
-Rob Stampfli
"Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs
are really expensive in prison."
-John Hardwick
"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
-Steven Wright
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of
society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't
test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance,
greed and love of power."
-P.J. O'Rourke
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."
-Author Unknown
"Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in
drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need
to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful
as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics."
-Leighann Lord
"Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard
Nixon."
-Abbie Hoffman
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
-Lily Tomlin
"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic
route."
-Author Unknown
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that
the birds might eat them."
-Martin H. Fischer, Fischerisms
"A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will
do."
-Eric Hodgins
"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the
police."
-Keith Richards
"It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it
is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless
one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously."
-Jean Cocteau
"I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice."
-Kurt Rambis, on drug testing
"It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single
remedy."
-Chinese Proverb
"In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal."
-Author Unknown
"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
-Graffiti
"Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium!"
-Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, Part II
"I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from
the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers,
which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in
one. It is an age of pills.
-Malcolm Muggeridge, 1962
"Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting
them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women
are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra."
-The Quote Garden
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
-Robin Williams
"I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them,
from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers,
which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in
one. It is an age of pills."
-Malcolm Muggeridge
"Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you
think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't
penalized for being on grass."
-Bob Hope
"He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie."
-Anais Nin
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